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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf

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• (727): View more from Florida

  if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.

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  Lol welcome to greek life

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• (925): View more from California

  I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.

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  Marry him. Now.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god

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