Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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