You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
