chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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