I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You ate ashes out of my bong
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
