I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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