The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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