Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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