Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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