We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
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this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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