Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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