Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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