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(786): View more from Florida

Thats something to write home to mom about

(305): View more from Florida

Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her

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(574): View more from Indiana

i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord

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(540): View more from Virginia

i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore

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(732): View more from New Jersey

just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit

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(678): View more from Georgia

Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.

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(949): View more from California

Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?

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(952): View more from Minnesota

He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb

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