Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
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Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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