im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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