wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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