finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
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It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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