Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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