I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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