So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around