Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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