Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids