goodnight i made you a song goodbye
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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