She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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