Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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