new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
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It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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