I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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