So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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