in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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