I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
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Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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