i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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