Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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