i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You have to summon your inner elephant
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
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My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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