I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
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I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
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I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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