i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
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Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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