Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
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This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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