what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Randomize
