It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
