Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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