i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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