ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
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some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
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I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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