discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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