I can text with my tongue
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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