She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
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Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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