he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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