Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
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The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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