So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
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Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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