I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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