I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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