oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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