The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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