My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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