Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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