Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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