Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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