Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
