it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Randomize
