we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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