Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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