My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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