There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
You know, be my cock's hype man.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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